The famous, once dead but now alive, Ernest Clopp has been kind enough to submit his self portrait, originally created in the late 1700's but restored 1in 1876.
"Cloppenstein" Commissioned by the Foundation to get Max Vernon a Haircut
- 3 noses - mediocre physical condition - ugly
Asking $3.50 obo. *Real life Ernie Clopp not included.
Venue: Jason's Deli Item(s): Turkey Sandwich on Bagel, Chicken Chili
Turkey Sandwich
"The sandwich was as big as my head, which is saying a lot. Poorly put together, couldn't close the damn thing. All in all, it was a mess. I appreciate the effort, but I need more.
5/10
Chicken Chili
"Maybe the best chicken chili I've ever consumed. Spicy, hot - delicious. Kudos to the chef and the guy named Wendell that handed it over to me. Nothing short of spectacular."
We are honored to be offering for sale the original "Suspicious Package" freeform drawing, once famously pictured in the hit comedy "Owen Lift: The Man, The Doo."
"Suspicious Package" - circa 1887
Commissioned by the Capolo Henderson Foundation.
Aunt Estelle offered : "The drawing is a statement on the fear people harbor for international wrapped items. Also, Cheetos."
Bernard Clyde, famous lettuce artist from just outside Fairbanks, Alaska, has given us the honor of auctioning off his "Lettuce Head" original drawing.
"Lettuce Head" - circa 1348
Commissioned by the Billy Petunia Foundation
Asking $4,000,001 obo. Curator Wendell in charge of this masterpiece.
*Lettuce not included
Email wendell.lump@gmail.com for more information.