"Linebacker Gary" - a plastic plate that appears as if someone doo'd on it - circa 1887


Commissioned by the Billy Petunia Foundation.

- On plastic plate
- Terrible drawing
- Will pay $1000 to take it away from me, PLEASE!

Horace - 555-0000

Ernie Shonsane Original

"Giraffe Kurt" - an Ernie Shonsane original circa 2009


Commissioned by the Billy Petunia Foundation.

- No Arms
- Human/Giraffe mix. Father was Elwyn (Giraffe), mother was Francis (Human)

Asking $.14 OBO. Will not accept anything less than 12 dollars.
Bilbo - 555-9804

RARE: Herman Xavier Original

"Pee-Pee Knuckles" by Herman Xavier - circa 1466. Commissioned by the Billy Petunia Foundation.

Rare. Only 1 of 14 prints left on the planet. Asking $6700 obo. Accept hermit crab trades as well.

DaQuaggo - 555-0913

Art Sale: Legendary Find!

"Three Gary's and Some Gas" - a Ron Hibfoot Original circa 1847



Pictured L to R: No Arms McCafferty (Dead), Zulch 43 (Dead), Wendell Bly (Dead)

Seeking bag of urine, preferably unopened, OBO. Will consider ripped bags of urine as well.

J. Lackey - 555-UGLY

Youngster

• 16 Months Old
• 22 lbs.
• Farts - 14 per day

$4.25 obo. Melvin - 555-0202