Hector Schweewee - the once famous rhinoceros man, has donated his most famous paper plate art - "8 Banana Clyde." We are dishonored to have it.
"8 Banana Clyde"
- Schweewee on several forms of hallucinogens when created
- Octopus face
- Penis tie
Simply drive to Melvin HQ and we will give to you.
Wart - 555-0989
The Marvin
"Rebranded for the 22nd Century"
October 24, 2011
"Ernest Clopp" - an Ernie Clopp Original
The famous, once dead but now alive, Ernest Clopp has been kind enough to submit his self portrait, originally created in the late 1700's but restored 1in 1876.
"Cloppenstein"
Commissioned by the Foundation to get Max Vernon a Haircut
- 3 noses
- mediocre physical condition
- ugly
Asking $3.50 obo. *Real life Ernie Clopp not included.
"Cloppenstein"
Commissioned by the Foundation to get Max Vernon a Haircut
- 3 noses
- mediocre physical condition
- ugly
Asking $3.50 obo. *Real life Ernie Clopp not included.
Monday Afternoon Food Review: Turkey Sandwich and Chicken Chili
Venue: Jason's Deli
Item(s): Turkey Sandwich on Bagel, Chicken Chili
Turkey Sandwich
"The sandwich was as big as my head, which is saying a lot. Poorly put together, couldn't close the damn thing. All in all, it was a mess. I appreciate the effort, but I need more.
5/10
Chicken Chili
"Maybe the best chicken chili I've ever consumed. Spicy, hot - delicious. Kudos to the chef and the guy named Wendell that handed it over to me. Nothing short of spectacular."
10/10
Item(s): Turkey Sandwich on Bagel, Chicken Chili
Turkey Sandwich
"The sandwich was as big as my head, which is saying a lot. Poorly put together, couldn't close the damn thing. All in all, it was a mess. I appreciate the effort, but I need more.
5/10
Chicken Chili
"Maybe the best chicken chili I've ever consumed. Spicy, hot - delicious. Kudos to the chef and the guy named Wendell that handed it over to me. Nothing short of spectacular."
10/10
October 10, 2011
"Suspicious Package" - an Aunt Irma Estelle Original
We are honored to be offering for sale the original "Suspicious Package" freeform drawing, once famously pictured in the hit comedy "Owen Lift: The Man, The Doo."
"Suspicious Package" - circa 1887
Commissioned by the Capolo Henderson Foundation.
Aunt Estelle offered : "The drawing is a statement on the fear people harbor for international wrapped items. Also, Cheetos."
Asking $.44 OBO.
Estelle - 555-FOOT
"Suspicious Package" - circa 1887
Commissioned by the Capolo Henderson Foundation.
Aunt Estelle offered : "The drawing is a statement on the fear people harbor for international wrapped items. Also, Cheetos."
Asking $.44 OBO.
Estelle - 555-FOOT
"Oberman in Underwear" - a Stan Bixby Original
We are delighted to announce the arrival of the fantastic "Oberman in Underwear" canvas piece submitted by longtime friend Capolo Henderson.
"Oberman in Underwear" - circa 877 B.C.
Commissioned by the Capolo Henderson Foundation.
Asking 7 pairs tighty-whitie underwear obo. Skidmarks not preferred but will be considered.
Wendell - wendell.lump@gmail.com
"Oberman in Underwear" - circa 877 B.C.
Commissioned by the Capolo Henderson Foundation.
Asking 7 pairs tighty-whitie underwear obo. Skidmarks not preferred but will be considered.
Wendell - wendell.lump@gmail.com
"Karol Kat Cat" - A Cornelius Flemm Original
We unfortunately are required to attempt to sell this drawing, even though it does not meet the standards usually set here at The Mel.
"Karol Kat Cat" - circa 2011 (drawn in bathroom)
Commissioned by the Cornelius Flemm Foundation
Asking a potato skin peel obo. Will accept nothing if you agree to just pick it up.
Vic Shealy - 555-LOSE
"Karol Kat Cat" - circa 2011 (drawn in bathroom)
Commissioned by the Cornelius Flemm Foundation
Asking a potato skin peel obo. Will accept nothing if you agree to just pick it up.
Vic Shealy - 555-LOSE
"Lettuce Head" - A Bernie Clyde Exclusive
This is truly a treat here at the Melvin!
Bernard Clyde, famous lettuce artist from just outside Fairbanks, Alaska, has given us the honor of auctioning off his "Lettuce Head" original drawing.
"Lettuce Head" - circa 1348
Commissioned by the Billy Petunia Foundation
Asking $4,000,001 obo. Curator Wendell in charge of this masterpiece.
*Lettuce not included
Email wendell.lump@gmail.com for more information.
Bernard Clyde, famous lettuce artist from just outside Fairbanks, Alaska, has given us the honor of auctioning off his "Lettuce Head" original drawing.
"Lettuce Head" - circa 1348
Commissioned by the Billy Petunia Foundation
Asking $4,000,001 obo. Curator Wendell in charge of this masterpiece.
*Lettuce not included
Email wendell.lump@gmail.com for more information.
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